Somehow this post was still in my “drafts” and not ever posted… so here it is… back from Computers in Libraries this past April…
Guy #1 of 3 walking past me towards the exit: “… loves the vibrator…”
Me (apparently loud enough for him to hear, but directed to my friend across the table from me): “excuse me, can you repeat that?”
Guy #1: ::turns to face me:: “The baby… to put her to sleep…” ::walks into escalator:: “Ow.” ::turns back to his friends, who are laughing::
Me: ::laughs::